Pizza Bag

Who the hell would want a bag full of pizza? You, that's who! Why risk taking out an eye on the edge of one of those cardboard boxes when you can have your pizza delivered to you in a big plastic bag? Men once dreamed of such a device, and now it’s here, as Pizza Bag! All the fun of a real pizza, but in a bag!

Not to be confused with T-Shirt Bag, Pizza Bag is essentially a bunch of Pizza, cola and a DVD thrown into a bag. With the exception of the name, it has literally nothing to do with T-Shirt Bag. It's not in Japanese, it features no giant dogs or robots, and Kevin is a frightening woman instead of a naked Japanese kid.

Production Notes: Aaron hates this movie, and with good cause. We had him rub chocolate syrup in his hair and eyes, hit him repeatedly with cardboard, and had him eat some of the wretched pizza inside the pizzabag; and we didn't use any of the shots. That may not sound so bad unless you were actually there to witness the real Pizza Bag, as apparently cola and 3-day old pizza are a horrific combination. Imagine if someone vomited into your gaping mouth, and then you in turn vomited that vomit and some of your own vomit into a big bag filled with uncarbonated brown liquid. Let it sit in the sun for a while and you've got yourself a close approximation of what we had to deal with.